This is literally my life...

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

10 hours ago with 216,120 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

10 hours ago with 58,485 notes

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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10 hours ago with 34,747 notes

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

11 hours ago with 1,010,665 notes

envytakahashikaname:

The person who originally posted this thank you

femrox:

thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

badass.

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

20 hours ago with 503,100 notes

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

20 hours ago with 317,504 notes